shouldnt:

I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem

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ermahgerdkerfer:

'Murica
princessofjersey:

remember this like it was yesterday
fuzzypotatoesalad:

Over-radiated mashed potatoes

My gender is pizza because everyone wants a piece of me

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tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal
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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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